MG: "Hey - do birds pee?"
JS: "What?"
MG: "Well, do they drink water?"
JS: "Pretty sure they do."
MG: "Then they'd have to pee right?"
JS: "I'm not sure. What brought this up?"
MG: "I think a bird just peed on me."
JS: "I'm sure. I don't think it peed on you."
MG: "No, there's something on my shirt. I just want to know if they pee or not."
JS: "Like I said, I don't know."
MG: "Well let's google that sh*t."
One hour later ...
MG: "Birds do pee."
JS: "It took you over an hour to find that out?"
MG: "No, two seconds. But I forgot to tell you and I knew it was important."
JS: Laughing. "I'm sure."
*For all of you dying to know - birds do pee, but one did not pee on my shirt. It was water. Turns out that's what causes the runny-ness that's all over my car windows right now.
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Don't park under big trees. Birds poop all over your car if you do. Where did the water come from, it wasn't raining today?
I think someone dumped something of the porch above our office, or something dripped. Not sure - but at least I know it wasn't bird pee!
Bird pee would lead to taking a half day of vacation, to get over it. And to clean the shirt.
Actually I heard that birds pee at the same time the crap so it is all one big mess. I think my dog tried to do that once too!
So how was the bar?
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