The Truth of Friendship

I got this in an email and had to laugh, because it really is the truth when it comes to me and my friends!

"TRUE FRIENDSHIP"

(With None of that Sissy Crap!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so good, but
never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold
truth of our friendship.

1. When you are sad--I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the
sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue--I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile--I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared--I will rag on you every chance I get.

5. When you are worried--I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused--I will use little words.

7. When you are sick--Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I
don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall--I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you
are my friend".