Stolen from BZ

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
No. In fact not even in 2005.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
My favorite place to do it - if he can't get you off in the bedroom the outdoors, the baseball field, the local bars - will get you off!

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. Because I didn't know he was inside, he had to inform me he was.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
No, no, no!

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Ummm - only if it's an all day sex session.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yes, yes and yes.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
I should get an Emmy for my performances.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUK UP?
Shut the fuk up and hit me from behind!

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
Yes. Probably not smart.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No way. Not even to my significant others when they were around. This is ME time :)

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Two attempts - but ended up doing it more often.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Nope!

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Oh yeah - baw chica bow wow.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Almost every time!

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
Oh yeah - thank god a kid didn't come from it, they'd be UGLY!

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Seeing an uncircumsized penis for the first time - I told him to put it away. Poor guy.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
16 - during a Packer game.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
There are so many ...

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Hmmm - I'm not sure.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
No - trying to work (and obviously very hard)

21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
BZ is pretty hot ...