Thursday, January 25, 2007

Why phones were invented.

Let's be honest, I'm not quite the innocent girl. I've ventured into a couple of adventurous sexual experience - I was an soft porn photographer for godsake. But I never ventured into the phone area until two days ago.

With my recent cut-off from Madison, a girl can feel a little lonely at times and her own imagination can only take her so far. After text prompting, I made a phone call and engaged in some long distance attraction. Impeccably mind blowing I might add. I didn't have the balls enough to pull out electric devices, but sometimes the fingers can do the walking especially when the person on the other end tells them exactly where to walk.

3 comments:

BZ said...

It's about time you're back!

And OMG! This is so not even funny. MedSchoolFriend and I had a similar long-distance encounter last night! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

He's coming up next weekend. But, it had been too long for the both of us.

Glad you had fun!

Anonymous said...

Dirty Instant Messing is where it's at. You can send pictures and let the words fill in the blanks. Fun Times! Was it one of your guys by numbers or through those girls talk free thingies on tv at 3am?

Milwaukee Girl said...

HA HA. No, not through a phone service, through a friend. I'm not desperate enough to pay three bucks a minute for someone to fake me out.

Unfortunately, I'm not up to par with the picture sending yet ... plus no home internet kind of deters such behavior.