That's an interesting conversation.

Real life conversation I had with a friend today ...

Friend: "So you're getting home about 6?"

MG: "Yup."

Friend: "What are you going to do?"

MG: "Thinking about masturbating."

Friend: "Don't you have a boyfriend."

MG: "Just because I have a boyfriend doesn't mean I don't masturbate."

Friend: "How often do you have sex?"

MG: "I don't know - 5 times a week."

Friend: "So how often do you masturbate?"

MG: "About as many times a week as we've said 'masturbate in this conversation."

Friend: "Interesting."

MG: "Yup."