Sunday, January 06, 2008

No Butts About It.

A couple drinks into Friday night, me & the BF headed home for a little action between the sheets. I had complemented the nights activities with a trip to the porn store, which included a joke purchase of anal beads since he's been insistent on trying his best to shove it in my butt.

I brought my purse up with the contents hidden away next to the bottle of lube. About an hour into the mix, there was the poke, aggressively I through him down, crawled on top, reached in my purse and gave him a little shocker. Well, three times over.

Take that up the ass.

5 comments:

Milwaukee Girl said...

Wasn't me!

Anonymous said...

Did he like it? Now he's got an even larger case to backdoor you.

Milwaukee Girl said...

Surprisingly, he didn't mind it. I think I need to buy bigger beads. I think I'm okay to start with the beads though!

MD said...

that was...wrong....Oh *vomits in mouth*... of course, you may have started more trouble than you were looking for. If he liked it....

daynad228 said...

I will say that your last comment had me in total stiches and I have used that a couple times today.