Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Mutha' Fucka!

Last week was a huge shock … a letter from the ex. Nothing like that to shock you out of your system. It’s been three years since we were in our five year relationship, young love – wasn’t it sweet? Yeah, until the stupidness of puppy love sneaks in your door and pisses all over your carpet.

You see young love led to co-signed credit cards and trying to forget led to more debt and more school loans, in the hope to never again turn to a guy for satisfaction. And then it arrived, an invitation to my entire family – sans myself – to his wedding.

It had been five years since I had even saw him and staring at my face was his new beginning and I was stuck in my same single life, same low-income, same routine, same cat, same everything. I admit, somewhat out of anger and somewhat out of jealousy, I sent him the credit card bill I was paying – after all he owned the Playstation One and Two, the Game Cube, the Xbox, the millions of DVDs, the big screen TV, the stereos, the appliances, the Cds and all the others. He sent me a letter saying pay or he’ll sue.

I sent him a letter saying go ahead, he sent me a letter back saying he’d retain a lawyer I owe him $4550.00 – for all the debt he incurred during our relationship. In case you didn't know - in Wisconsin it's 50/50 when you sign on the dotted line.

So that's the deal with the ex. I recently gathered all the pictures of him and fearing a rather large fire of 5 years worth of pictures, opted for the garbage disposal instead of matches. Ah, life is great when you can smash someone's face by lots of blades and not have to worry about criminal action.

Monday, August 01, 2005

All good lives are like soap operas ...

And hey will this blog have the drama for you!

You'll be happy to find random rants, hilarious drinking stories and just thought patterns of my day on this blog.

A little about me, I'm currently 24 and a recent graduate of good old UWM. Got a fulltime job in advertising and work a lot for a little. From what I hear, that's what everyone says but it's pretty much true in this area.

Since graduation life has been less than easy. In a slight recap - I broke up with my boyfriend of a year plus, got an invitation to my ex fiances wedding, got sued by the same ex fiance, Dad fell out of a tree and broke his neck and I had to move home because of my current financial status - that is, I make negative money a month.

But, on the other hand I live in the great city of Milwaukee where small town people feel like they are in a big town and the big town people think it's too small. We have arts, festivals, beer and the outdoors. Our downtown is small but classy, you'll be lucky to find a martini down there for under $10. We have a big enough college that the kids wander down and get drunk almost every night and a small enough college to get noticed when our B team works thier butts off.

In the mean time - feel free to wander around, look up a martini recipe or two, watch a Sex in the City Episode, look at pictures or do what ever makes you happy because that's what this site is about!