2 Hours.

11:00 the phone rings, it's the BF. We negotiate a noon-er.

11:20 I arrive at his place. It's mad chaos. We haven't even made out in almost a week. We work our way up to his room, undressing on the stairs.

11:45 we lay in orgasmic silence. I start gently rubbing his shoulders and chest.

12:50 we realize that we've just taken a 2 hour lunch. Shit. We need to get to work. Get dressed. Can't walk, legs hurt. Too bad.

1:10 I arrive back at work. Thank God I sit at a desk.